Yo yo yo,
It's time for the latest whisky tasting invitation, something that I know is like a ray of sunshine into your otherwise dreary lives. Don't worry though I'm having enough one night stands for us all.
Anyway, the tasting is this Monday (13th June) at 7.30pm.
Due to the high demand from freeloaders I would suggest you get here early if you want to get a seat at the bar(and so I can get you to spend some money before it starts).
This months tasting will be led by Spike McClure from Diageo. Diageo pretty much owns the world and everything in it including Guinness, yes people that means Guinness is a British beer. If I have insulted any Irish people then I have to ask, 1. When did you learn to read? and 2. How the hell did you get on this mailing list?
I digress, Spike will be bringing in samplings of Glenkinchie, Oban, Caol Ila, Cardhu, Lagavulin and Talisker.
Hope to see you all there.
Yours unfaithfully,
Michael Thomas Ferrie VI